Three years ago when Bell was bred for the first time, we all watched and waited as she got bigger and bigger and bigger and BIGGER until she was "3 donkeys wide" and we knew the little blessing was almost fully cooked and ready to pop out. My dad, who was then in his 80s and did a lot of what we liked to call "armchair farming" (think of your armchair quarterback), asked a question we didn't know the answer to: What do you call a baby donkey? well.... hmmmm.... well.... uh... I don't know. A baby sheep is a lamb. A baby horse is a foal. A baby cow is a calf. A baby donkey is a....
"A DINKUS", Dad says quite emphatically. A baby donkey is a dinkus. Well, now I'm pretty sure if you google it you'll find out that a baby donkey is also called a foal because it's assumed that all hoof-stock in the equine family share that name, but I'm not going to argue with a WWII vet in his 80s about it! So we began Dinkus Watch 2010. As usual, all you have to do is make plans to go somewhere and the farming universe throws you a curveball! Bell gave birth on October 23rd, 2010 to a tiny little gray dun jack about 3 hours before we needed to be on an airplane to Chicago to see the LAST performance of my husband's favorite band, Cross Canadian Ragweed at Joe's on Weed St. We had this planned for months. The band was "taking a break" (we all know that means breaking up) and we were going to be there for the last hurrah.
Well... at least we had a name! We knew we would call him Ross Farm Cross Canadian Ragweed! Weed, for short.
The following year we were blessed with another dinkus! Holiday had a late night rendezvous with Coke and we got an adorable little SPOTTED jack who looked just like a coke float so we named him Vanilla Coke.
This year, we are really hoping for a baby girl dinkus, but we will love them no matter what they are. If you've never spent time with a donkey, you should get that on the bucket list ASAP. They are, by far, one of the coolest critters on the planet. Our minis are less than 32" tall, so they are more like big dogs than horses.
Oh well... better head to the barn. It's time for Dinkus Watch 2013!
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